...have your nipples or your eye brows ripped off from a water slide with not quite enough water?

-Kent

...would you rather have eyes that are super bulged out or huge buck teeth that overlap your bottom lip?

-Kent

...would you rather be married to Sarah Palin or Hilary Clinton?

-Kent

...would you rather be on the winning team for the world cup or the Super Bowl?

-Lydia

...have to sneak everywhere (like with your back against the wall) or do a somersault every 10 steps?

-Lydia

...be married to someone that you love but hates you; or someone that you hate but loves you?

-Nattie Larson

...have your arms twice as long or your legs twice as long?

-Kent